jojayke-deactivated20230219:

fanfictions aren’t enough i need this man to fuck me

simonalkenmayer:

I’ve never seen this filter put to such good use.

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ristay:

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Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

NO

WELP

I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

I’m literally fucking crying with tears.

OMG I’m dead. 

hxuse-xf-black:

Dumbledore: You must understand, Harry, that Professor Snape had a very terrible childhood.

Harry: I understand. I’m having a very terrible childhood right now.

overevans:

BOSTON AF

theincorrigiblemagpie:

The absolute clownery of Anthony Bridgerton judging the young women he considered courting on whether they read etc while later admitting that he only reads account ledgers…

I love a self-aware dumbass.

“SOMEBODY has to broaden my children’s horizons and it won’t be ME.”

—Anthony, probably

mirkwoodd:

anthony bridgerton said “i am not a man of poetry” and then turned around and delivered “you are the bane of my existence and the object of all my desires. night and day i dream of you” all men do is lie

dreamsuvivor:

why must I live in a world where no man will ever love me to the point that his honor is hanging by a thread that grows more precarious with every moment he spends in my presence.

How am I suppose to live with the fact that I will never be the bane of someone’s existence and the object of all their desires??!

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vanillabeanlattes:

I’m a simple woman. I just want a big man who everyone thinks looks scary and intimidating, to wrap me up in his big arms and nuzzle the back of my neck like the teddy bear he truly is.

That’s all.

imposterogers:

idk how anyone can watch the winter soldier and not think bucky is the victim. he doesn’t owe a single person an apology. his body was turned into a weapon he couldn’t control and he was tortured/brainwashed for 70 years. it’s not that hard

likelywilde:

i’ve never been asked to fake date and honestly, so disappointing

ultimatraditor:

guccixcucci:

Our parents really have undiagnosed mental illnesses and we just gotta deal with the problems that come with that

To cite someone from Russian twitter: “If you don’t feel like going to therapist, don’t worry — your kids will”

heavenintact:

we literally live in a dystopian world where sleepy girls are forced to work

personinthepalace:

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It feels like no time has passed, and loads of time has passed - Emma Watson, Harry Potter 20th Annivesary: Return to Hogwarts